madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

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Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

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how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

killlerfang1:

So apparently Across the Spider-Verse has MULTIPLE different versions of the movie out in theaters right now???

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This reddit thread by Hohoho-you goes into the details but so far all the differences between the versions include

  • Lyla either takes a bunny selfie of Miguel or offers a fist bump after he calls for backup
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  • When Gwen asks who Miguel is he either says “that’s classified” or “isn’t it obvious”
  • Miguel not saying "that’s funny” when Gwen calls him the blue panther
  • The build up from when Miguel was going to bite the Vulture is cut
  • When Jefferson fell through one of Spot’s spots he either groans and looks around, or has a quick frame reaction of his face
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  • When the Spot is going to put his finger in the mini collider he either says “-which would… not be good” or “oh what the heck.”
  • In the chai tea scene Miles either says “no! no.” Or “sorry! im sorry” after getting called out by Pavitr
  • When Hobie first comes on screen and miles says “Hobie” a little text saying “Hobie” popping up above Hobie’s head may or may not appear
  • One version has Gwen’s lines when she’s looking for Miles in the rubble removed
  • When Ben Reilly grabs Miles during the chase scene he either says “I’ve got you trapped in my well defined musculature-“ or “This one’s called the sleeper hold, I’m using my bicep to constrict your-“
  • During the chase scene Miles rides Web-Slingers horse through the villain prison and receives cheers from said villains all while the other spiders get boo’d. This scene is cut in an alternate version
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  • In the same chase scene when the spiders cross the tightrope they either fall or get launched in the air, with the falling scene being a slightly extended version
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I’ve only seen the film once so far but based on other people’s comments online the changes seem to be mixed and matched depending on when and where you go to see the movie

(edit: added more changes)

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